When I first heard it, I was taken a little aback at the
audacity of the name. I mean, Explosive? Really?
Maybe I’m a chronic skeptic. Maybe I’m a little jaded. Or
maybe I’ve just had my share of guys promising ‘explosive’ nights of ecstasy,
only to end up seven minutes later with cum on my shirt and an unpaid
dry-cleaning bill.
So when the neon sign unapologetically flashed EXPLOSIVE
Sexual Healing, all I could think was, “Buddy, you better deliver.”
What is Explosive Sexual Healing? According to
husband-and-wife team (and founders), Ben and Jen Rode, it’s a “healing
modality that empowers women through ecstatic states of full release G-spot
orgasm.” Through clearing blocks in a woman’s sex, they also unblock her from
having what she wants in the rest of her life.
The G-spot is typically known as this mysterious locus of
pleasure (which may or may not have something to do with female ejaculation) to
which only the lucky few have access. The Rodes work to educate women on their
anatomy (yes, every woman has this
power within her), as well as set the stage for her to experience the scope of her
orgasmic potential: through coaching, intuitive tarot readings, reiki and (you
guessed it) massaging the G-spot.
I can see the comments section filling up already in a
chorus of dissent:
You mean some random
dude is going to touch my girlfriend’s pussy?
That’s fucked up.
What if I fall in love
with him?
That’s immoral.
Why would I let
someone touch me ‘down there’ if I’m not going to marry him?
Isn’t that
prostitution?
I don’t want to get
taken advantage of.
On the one hand, the concerns are legitimate. In our current
climate of sexual shame, secrecy and fear (especially regarding female desire),
it’s no wonder we are confused. Religion says women should be honorable and
loyal and yet Cosmo tells us we
better know how to ‘rock his cock’ lest we lose our chances at capturing ‘the
one.’
Men don’t have it much easier. They are taught to be
‘players’ and base their self-esteem on successfully bagging chicks, but only
have porn, hookers and their 13-year-old awkward fantasies as a reference (no
offense to a gold bikini-clad Princess Leia).
However, it is because
of our limited education and attitudes towards sex (and not in spite of them) that the Rodes created
Explosive Sexual Healing. Admit it: as much as want to think we are all sexual
rock stars, most of us still have a lot to learn when it comes to our erotic
potential. Just as professional mechanics specialize in cars or professional
accountants specialize in finances, we must also learn to make space for
professional sex workers who know how to skillfully work with our sex.
Ben Rode is one such professional. As a Certified
Sexological Bodyworker, he is trained in handling sexuality with the utmost
care and integrity. As of now, this type of certification is legal in the
states of California and Nevada.
He calls what he does ‘one-way touch’; that is, he touches
the client’s genitals, but the client does not touch back. Ben never removes
his own clothes and there are no other ‘strings’ that usually get entangled
when we try to connect to pure, unadulterated orgasmic energy, i.e. romance,
husband hunting, trying to impress, fear of looking ‘unladylike,’ etc.
Plus, Ben’s wife, Jen, is present and part of the healing
process, thus making it psychologically ‘safer’ for many women to relax their
‘center of vigilance’, a.k.a. the reptilian part of the brain that keeps us in
a state of fight-or-flight. When the center of vigilance is activated, women
cannot enter a state of orgasm. Therefore, knowing that she is safe and well
held is essential for a woman to tap
into her orgasmic potential, which is why working with professionals is
invaluable in this type of work.
The importance of what they do cannot be denied; and yet
it’s also extremely cutting edge and goes way beyond many people’s comfort
zones. Not only do they have to face cultural judgment around touching their
clients’ genitals, but also they come up against antiquated and misguided
definitions of orgasm.
Thanks to my training in Orgasmic Meditation, I had a
broader experience of orgasm, but most people the Rodes meet have never
considered the possibility that orgasm is more than just a 30-second crashing
climax or that it could last one minute, five minutes, thirty minutes or even
longer. Explosive Sexual Healing literally throws grenades both into our mental
and physical paradigms of sexuality.
But Ben and Jen don’t see this as a deterrent. Beyond the
‘orgasmic’ appeal, Explosive Sexual Healing truly is about healing. In addition
to being a Sexological Bodyworker, Ben is also a Certified Hypnotherapist and
Jen is a powerful clairvoyant and Reiki Master. They think of their work as a
‘calling’ and believe that their ‘Twin Flame’ partnership, both in marriage and
in vocation, serves the greater healing between the Divine Masculine and Divine
Feminine.
Don’t misunderstand me. For all the woo-woo talk, Ben and
Jen are two people with their feet firmly planted on the ground. More than
that, they are also in alignment with their own sexuality and have clear and
firm boundaries within their personal relationship. Therefore, the boundaries
they have with their clients are some of cleanest and healthiest I have ever
experienced.
From the moment I walked into their home, I knew I was in a
place where I could surrender.
Over time, I had come to know Ben and Jen as genuine and
loving people with a message similar to mine: sex and pleasure are our
birthrights and what the world desperately needs are sexually empowered queens
stepping into their greatness and sharing their gifts.
I threw my expectations out with the rest of my vanity and
lay my naked body on the table. Ben proceeded to oil my legs and back and
gently worked the muscles that held tension. Jen floated her hands over my
body, performing reiki.
As the minutes passed, I felt myself sink into deeper levels
of relaxation.
Finally the time arrived. Ben put on his gloves, lubed up
fingers and requested permission to enter me. I granted him access. He slipped in two cool fingers and
slowly began to pulse the spongy area above my pubic bone. It wasn’t long
before I felt an urgent swelling suckle his fingers. Jen reminded me to connect
the softness of my heart with the nuclear power plant growing in my genitals.
As per Ben’s instructions, I began to stroke my clit while
he supported my legs and kept the pressure building inside. He told me to go to
the edge of climax but stressed to not
go over. He let me know that soon we’d be going into the first orgasm. I nodded
my head, face dripping with sweat and pussy swollen with blood.
I released my clit stroking, barely hanging onto the
orgasmic edge. I opened my throat, bore down onto his fingers and spread the
energy down.
At first, I felt a widening sense of being, like hanging in
the air, followed by a strange disconnect between my body and me. I looked down.
Out of the rumbling pile of bones that I identified as ‘my body,’ a warm,
sweet-smelling stream of liquid flooded his hands, the sheets and my legs.
The scream ebbed from my lips and shifted to a stunned,
“Oh.”
In my sexual life, I’ve had dribbles or the occasional
squirt. But I had never seen a river of that magnitude flowing from between my
legs.
I laid my head back and started crying. I felt I had been initiated. All the
stories you hear about the power of a woman, the Source of Life, the Great
Void, L’Origine du monde, all suddenly made perfect sense.
“Are you ready to go again?”
“More?!” I thought.
We started again, building the orgasm to an unbearable peak
and this time I bared down even more, committed to extend to the edges of my
capacity. Again, jets of fluid misted over us. I was stunned at what had been
building (or should I say stagnating) inside my body all these years.
He asked once more if I wanted to stop, but I knew I had one
more peak to go. This child inside demanded to spread her legs freely and I
knew she had not yet quite been birthed. The labor built up to the highest peak
yet. And when it came time to surrender into absolute, a spark shot from my
clit to his fingers and spread into the most heavenly agony imaginable. Never
wanting it to end and wondering if I had the strength to take another moment.
I convulsed on the edge of light and dark. Heaven and earth.
Ethereal and chthonic. The veils lifted and inside was nothing…and everything.
At the end of the final release I fell back and started
laughing. Endlessly laughing with wicked, wild, wet abandon. The orgasmic joke
overtook me and one hilarious and dangerous truth emerged: this was only the
beginning.
Ben pulled his fingers out of me. They stepped out of the
room. I inhaled and surrendered into the sopping sheets, afterglow washing over
my newborn body.
So, does Explosive Sexual Healing deliver? Yes. In more ways
than one.
If OMing is like brushing your teeth, then Explosive Sexual
Healing is like going to the dentist.
After the session, I found myself flooded with life. I was
glowing and wanted to share my turn-on, as well as integrate and metabolize the
energy. I took a yoga class, walked for 30-minutes through the Mission and went
out dancing for three hours before collapsing into my lover’s arms that night.
Who needs coffee when you’ve got orgasm?
Think about all the little addictions we have to escape
taking responsibility for our power: caffeine, alcohol, shopping, hard-n-fast
sex, television, sugar, etc.
Or imagine the money we spend in endless therapy sessions,
plastic surgery, punitive gym classes or pointless fashion magazines in the
vain attempt to attain ‘perfection.’
What orgasm teaches us is that the nourishment we seek
resides inside of us, and can never
be found no matter how many ‘hot sex tips’ we learn or how many doughnuts we
stuff inside our souls. And this
orgasmic nourishment is a bottomless resource we can tap into anytime. All we
have to do is say ‘yes’ to our pleasure and surrender to her wisdom.
As for the name? Well, according to the Rodes, ‘Sensual
Hypnotherapeutic Release’ was too long for a web address. Plus, ‘Explosive
Sexual Healing’ is simply one URL no one ever forgets.
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Ben and Jen Rode are
currently taking clients. For women, they offer a 90-day Ultimate Self
Empowerment Program for $4997 as well as a 5-day World Traveler’s VIP Rapid
Transformation Retreat for $2997. For men (or women) who would like to learn
how to give G-Spot orgasms, Ben offers a one-on-one training program for $1997.
And for the curious but hesitant, Ben and Jen have a 90-minute, clothing-on
intro session for only $147.
Email Ben Rode at Ben@ExplosiveSexualHealing.com
for more info.
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